I Am Biomedical Engineer

You Know You're a Biomedical Engineer When…:

* Patients can't live without us, Doctors as well :)
* Doctors run In hospitals, We Run hospitals!
* We "suck" your blood, well that's only to Test you (niyahahaha) ;)
* A Mechanical Engineer studies motion, A Biomed cares for a Safe motion
* A Civil Engineer links columns, a Biomed links bones
* An Electrical Engineer design regulators, A Biomed design pacemakers: the regulators of your heart beats
* A Computer Engineer process Digital computer signals, a Biomed decipher the brain complex bio-signals
* A Telecommunications Engineer develop telephony systems ("Connecting People"), a Biomedical Engineer develop telesurgery systems that prevent Doctors, in high precision surgeries, from "Collecting People"!
* A Chemical Engineer drills to take fuel out and circulate it in polluting machineries, A Biomed pierces to take out tumors and keep your blood circulating in a healthier body
* A Nuclear Engineer can explode a whole city and waste healthy people's life, a Biomed can explode the tiny stone and make suffering patients enjoy their life
* An Agricultural Engineer design water irrigation systems to the soil, a Biomed design fluid irrigation systems in your tissue
* An Architect design buildings and statues, a Biomed design Bio-Robots
* You can Date Spouses from any Major, you have the Global knowledge and Studied all Majors already ;)
* You studied Human Physiology, and enjoyed it to the Max :D
* It's hard to get rid of us, We live inside you, through Biomaterials
* While We capture a Medical Image for you, you don't have to "Say Cheese" because X-Rays show all your teeth and more :P
* With X-Rays, We can "take out" your bones and you still alive!
* With MRI, We control your Resonance!
* With Ultrasound, We can know whether your baby who's kicking hard in his mother's womb is a future football player, or a pretty girl who will kick the arse of guys (Biomeds not included)
* With Biomedical Instrumentations, we build a circuit:
-->We get a bio-signal from you (though you don't know what does it mean),
-->We Amplify it (you should practice giving more powerful signals next time, if not still ok),
-->We process it (hey you can relax and go back home),
--> We decode and display it so others can further analyze the data
-->We translated Summary:
-- >We know Body Language! (Btw you don't have to be a Belly Dancer :D)

(Written by Kamal El Tom, Feel free to Add your points in the Topic Discussion:http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/board.php?uid=2343555207To Be Added here with your Name)

*** i love being one of the biomedical engineers in this world.
i finally found that this field is fulled of 'beautiful colours'.. :)) (rabiahtuladawiah musa-UM BMed Eng.0408)